Bluntman and Chronic Battle the Cock-knocker

Although there are no Star Wars Minimates, Diamond Select Toys have found a way to give fans some very cool lightsabers.

I never thought I would own a toy that is called the Cock-Knocker and lightsabers that are also bongs and vibrators, but DTS has delivered collectors those toys.

The new four pack based on the epic lightsaber duel at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is the perfect mix of fun and absurd. The four figures bring the characters to life in the tiny minimates scale. They could have changed the look of the weapons to make them more kid friendly, but they stayed true to the designs on the film. The dynamic duo of the set have the same issues as the Jay and Silent Bob figures, limited head movement due to their hair, but the costumes look amazing in this tiny scale. The real stand out in this set is the Cock-Knocker. Even thought he is not Luke Skywalker, he is damn close, based on Mark Hamill’s villain in the film. The over sized hand and the spiky hair make him the best of the bunch. In addition to the heroes and villain, the forth in the set is based on Chris Rock’s Chaka Luther King. The director of the film with in a film comes with his bullhorn and hat.

This set might be one of the best Minimate sets to date, based on the design